Some Awesome Statuses for Whatsapp, Hike, Facebook etc.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Travel to life is like css to html .
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.
My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.
Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!
The awkward moment when I'm just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.
User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ??
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
The best curve on your whole body.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
I need you so much closer.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
Whenever I have exam the next day I feel attracted to Facebook more than ever!!
Why are you always waiting, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.
Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…”
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
There are two ways to rule me and nobody knows them!!
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking..
we live in the era of smart people and stupid people
Love has no limits.
If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.
I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
Remember you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine.
If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead…
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song
I`m not arguing, I`m just explaining why I`m right.
Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.
I’m Better Than Your ex & Better Than Your Next
Hope for the best but prepare for the worst..
Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
When Some One Hates You for no reason …Give them a reason_!_
Being single because I can’t find anyone who’s amazing than me.
if someone is really in to you, yu don’t have to keep begging them for a text, call or or to spend time, they’ll do it if you’re priority..
No one loves the man whom he fears.
If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.
I will win …..not immediately, but Definitely.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
Squat! Because somewhere there’s a girl warming up with your max.
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
I was pro life before I met you.
light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Cardio? Is that Spanish?
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger
Kuchh is tarah maine zindagi ko easy kar diya..kisi ko unfriend toh kisi ko block kar diya.

FB generation – whose sense of selfie evolves before their sense of self>>>!!
iTunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
“The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!”
I am so awesome I should have theme music playing every time I enter a room.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
Patience is the key to achieve your goals!!
I don’t have a short temper problem. I’m good at it
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t flick your friends out the car window
Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free, less stressed & I refuse to settle for less.”
It`s amazing how much you discover on Facebook.
That awesome moment when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
Attitude Is Like An Underwear, Don’t Show It. Just Wear It.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.
There’s just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right.
People who judged her by her looks alone, missed her, completely.
You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly “Heart”
“Be present it is the only moment that matters.”
My attitude depends on the people in front of me….
Men shouldn’t hide weakness, they should kill it.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? A Yes B A C B.
Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I’d cross the world for someone like you.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
The best curve on your whole body.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
I need you so much closer.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
Whenever I have exam the next day I feel attracted to Facebook more than ever!!
Why are you always waiting, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.
Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…”
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
There are two ways to rule me and nobody knows them!!
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking..
we live in the era of smart people and stupid people
Love has no limits.
If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.
I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
Remember you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine.